The year is 2060.
It’s no longer Thanksgiving. It’s pre-Christmas.
People buy Christmas trees in April.
All children by age 8 are required to work in Toy Shops.
People begin worshipping Santa.
Macys joins the Illuminati and together take over the government.
Furbies and Talking Elmo’s grow minds of their own and murder the masses.
We are doomed.
And now, the weather.
( Catelyn Stark, A Clash of Kings by George R.R. Martin (via esotericallyarcane) )
( Alexa Chung (via silvike) )
wrap your hand around my throat and tell me I’m pretty
Detective Comics #826
Tim spending Christmas with the Joker